I’ve been searched!

No, I don’t mean I was stripped naked and examined for drugs or weaponry by law enforcement officers! I mean that somebody, somewhere actually typed “abyssalleviathin” into a search engine! I honestly never believed that would happen, I mean, I’ve typed my name and searched it before (who hasn’t?), but for someone else to just do it is completely and utterly flattering. So whoever you are that cared enough about my existence to search for it, thank you. You made my day. I say this is probably the most significant milestone I’ve reached since I started blogging in the first place, all those years ago. (I used to blog on Myspace a few years ago)

The only way I’d be more flattered is if you left a comment.

Here’s a screenshot from my dashboard to document this monumentous occasion.

Dysfunctional Family Circus Thing

If you’re not familiar with “Dysfunctional Family Circus,” the idea is that you take scans of Family Circus comics and give them new captions. Most of the humor irony of seeing the excessively pure and boring Family Circus characters swearing like marines and acting like morally bankrupt ghetto, or otherwise saying something completely absurd (like in the “Cthulu Circus”). Just as a heads up, captions that are vulgar, obscene, sexual, or scatological are fairly common, so don’t blame me if you Google for DFC and your sensibilities get offended.

That being said, I decided to give making my own DFC comics the ol’ college try. I only had one picture, but I managed to come up with ten or so captions for it. Some of which were probably a little racy, and I’ve ommitted those from this blog for obvious reasons. I hope that you find at least one of them to be amusing. This was from an entry in my Myspace blog, which I kept sorta faithfully for a long time. It’s being reproduced here for the sake of not letting everything go to waste. Most of my captions are based on internet memes or whatever, so if you don’t get or think they’re stupid, I won’t be offended.

Oh, and if you’re worried about copyrights, this kind of thing is protected as parody work.