Sorting Porno Files in Class

Note: This post was written yesterday.

Physics is a boring subject. If attendance wasn’t madatory I would skip every non-exam class period. Sadly, I must attend the lectures or fail. So, what’s a bored guy do? Search desperately for entertainment. Luckily (or so I thought) there’s a nerdy kid that sits in front of me that brings his laptop everyday.

He’s into some of the same type of stuff I am apparently, amateur game design and spriting and what-not. So I pass the time by watching this kid change Megaman‘s armor from blue to black and making a crappy anime guy-that-looks-like-a-girl and then programming him/her to jump and, ZOMG point a gun. Not exactly high brow entertainment, but given the alternative (listening to detailed explanations of “If you let go of a rock it will fall instead of flying away into the negaverse”), it is sufficient.

So today, when I see him scrolling through folders of image thumbnails, it seemed like business as usual. When I saw that they were anime images, I wasn’t exactly surprised given his other “nerdy” interests. I joked to myself “lol he’s browsing his ““Hentai.” I meant that as a joke, not prophecy, but that’s about the time when I noticed that a lot of those pics looked like girls. I thought I was just letting my imagination run away with me. He may be looking at anime images, but surely not his personal fap library But some of those thumbnails looked vaguely like girls in very sexual poses… I went into denial. There’s no way in hell he’s browsing porn in class. Then I saw an image I recognized from my own harddrive saw a very explicit thumbnail.

I couldn’t deny it any more. He was sorting his apparently endless collection of anime porn in a public classroom in broad fucking daylight, with me in the background awkwardly trying to ignore it, but you can’t really ignore something like that no matter how much you want to. And it got worse. As the hour went on, he was obviously getting more brazen, since he would occasionally actually open the friggin’ images in the Windows image previewer full size before moving them to other folders.

So that’s how I spent my first class period today. Trying to avert my eyes from a freaking weird little twerp sorting his anime porn collection. You can’t make this shit up. I swear, all my classes are filled with fucking nutjobs.