Abyssal’s Laws of Sex

Abyssal’s First Law of Sex
If a fetish can be conceived of, somebody has it.

Abyssal’s Second Law of Sex
People will fuck. If they can’t find a willing, compatible mate, they will find an unwilling or incompatible one (e.g. rape victim, family member, same sex individual, child, animal, etc.). If they cannot find an unwilling or incompatible mate they will create one by finding creative uses for inanimate objects.

Abyssal’s Third Law of Sex
Every image on the internet has been masturbated to at least once. Rare exceptions exist, including images online for only an extremely brief period, but since some individual images have been masturbated to so many times, the ratio of masturbation sessions per image still remains extremely high.

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