How to be Republican

August 18, 2008

Step 1: Assert that the government, because of its inherant incompetence, should be so weak you can “drown in it a bathtub.”

Step 2: Support the candidates and causes necessary to sufficiently weaken the government.

Step 3: Wait until the government does something incredibly incompetant.

Step 4: In its now crippled state, the government does something monstrously incompetant.

Step 5: Snidely alert liberals to the fact that you warned them about the incompetence of government from the beginning.

Step 6: Remain unaware of irony.

Step 7: Lather, rinse, repeat.