About Me

This page was full of uninteresting garbage, and will be receiving a much-needed overhaul at some point in the (hopefully) near future.

Hello, dear reader. I am a carbon-based bipedal sapient (Homo sapiens sapiens var. caucasianus of British stock) from the planet Sol D’s northwestern landmass, born during our planet’s Holocene epoch. You may call me Abyssal, although that is not the name my parents gave me (as is my people’s custom).

My civilization is still relatively primitive, but we successfully entered a Space Age several decades ago and are making rapid scientific and technological advances. When our technology becomes sufficiently advanced, it is my hope that we should be able to meet face-to-face (or to your equivalent thereof). Until then, I hope my “blog” will suffice as a communications channel to keep you updated on my ideas, opinions, tastes, and activities.

Terrestrially yours,





34 Responses to About Me

  1. […] to Have So Much Sex? After I posted a an article yesterday on How to Stop Pre-Marital Sex, Abyssal took the time to make a thoughtful […]

  2. sprocket23 says:

    Thanks for your comment on my blog… is it a coincedence that we’re both in **********? I know a lot of *******s in **********, but that’s no big deal as there are a LOT of *******s in these here parts. That’s way cool if it is, and Go ****!

  3. Coincidence… or conspiracy?! 😮

  4. sprocket23 says:

    Coincidence… or conspiracy?! That’s what I was wondering! 😎

  5. Thank you for the reply, but I’m afraid all that site has to offer is the false young earth perspective. 😦

  6. Hm… I must point out something – but you’ve already probably heard it before.

    Creation/Evolution Debate (I’m a theistic evolutionist).

    You’re a theistic Evolutionist – and a Christian.
    Very well – I’d like to point out something.

    The word used for “day” in Genesis is “Yom.” Yom means “eavening and morning” or “24 hour period.” That same word was used for Noah and the Ark, some others, and the amount of time that Jesus was in the tomb.

    First of all, it seems pretty clear to me that the time in Genesis was truly one literal day, and if not, how can you pick and choose? If in Genesis you believe that it was millions of years for one day, then how long was Noah on the ark and Jesus in the tomb?

    But putting that aside, it all comes down to “who are you going to trust?” Are you going to trust Science or God?

    Those are just some thoughts of mine – take ’em or leave ’em.

  7. You should also check out the book “Creation and Time – A Report on the Progressive Creationist Book by Hugh Ross” by Van Bebber and Paul S. Taylor.

  8. Roger Smith says:

    Hi ****,
    interesting stuff in your blog; I haven’t had time to do much more than take a few glances yet, but more power to you in your discovery in the Lord and in stirring up thought on the science-“vs”-faith topic (as if there WERE a “versus”!). You might be interested in a series I’m putting together in my own blog (just a place to post my thoughts, not an interactive blog like this one is); you and others might also be interested in the excellent, recent interview that Discover magazine had with Francis Collins (U.S. top genomicist in the human genome project, and a very devout Christian, of course a theistic evolutionist); you can find it at http://discovermagazine.com/2007/feb/interview-francis-collins … I have a few more comments I could add here from a LONG email I sent to my pastor recently, but it’s probably too long for this space. All the best bud, God bless — Rog

  9. black touch says:

    <a href=”http://www.friendster.com/redirect.cgi?b=Z29vZ2xlX3NlYXJjaA==

  10. WhoreChurch says:

    Did you catch this article biology boy?


    Pretty cool, huh?

  11. No, I hadn’t heard anything about that. Pretty friggin’ sweet, though. Thanks for the link. 😀

  12. naisioxerloro says:

    Good design, who make it?

  13. angiemama says:

    Thanx for the comment! Had a little look around here… just wanted to mention one thing in relation to above posts…

    I believe (and just my belief) that 2 Peter 3:8 means that time runs differently in heaven (with God) than it does here. I also believe that 1000years:1day isn’t literal, but trying to describe that time with God isn’t ‘fixed’ as we interpret it, but ebbs and flows (for want of a better term, lol). Maybe what I am trying to say is, that it isn’t quantifyable… hmm, I will try and find a better way to explain at a better time (kiddlywinks running around lol). Anyway, to me, I interpret creation in six days (with God) not to necessarily mean six periods of 24 hours as we know it. Many will disagree, but its just what I believe.

    Take care, God bless you all mightily,

  14. Attention, 1day = 1000 years
    Based n the information from the Holy Bible we have established that God creating the Universe, including Adam-the Man, with absolute exactness determined the period of time during which human kind has to exist on this planet.To be able to determine that period we have carefully to study the following items of the Bible.
    Genesis Ch. 6:3 “and said the Lord my spirit shall not always strive with man for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be a hundred and twenty years” And also the next item, 2Peter Ch.3.8 ” But beloved be not ignorant of this one thing that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day ” In Genesis Ch. 6:3 God has determined the period of existence of human kind on the Earth : “…his days shall be a hundred and twenty years” So how many days are there in 120 years It won’t be difficult to calculate it for we know that 1 year = 365 days, 120 x 365 = 43800 days
    It appears that God has alloted the man 43800 days. However we must remember that these are divine days. Now taking into cosideration Apostle Peter’s saying 2Peter Ch. 3:8 ” that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years” 1day =1000 years,
    it is not difficult to guess that 43800 x 1000 = 43 800 000 years and we conclude that God has alotted humankind 43 800 000 years of existence on the planet Earth.
    See Koran Ch.22.46: Here again affirms that 1day = 1000 years
    Acording to some data of academic science the man appeared on the earth about 40 – 50 million years ago. We think that this kind of analitical thinking may influence your logic as well. It appears that things are not as simple as they may seem at first sight.
    Based on the above mentioned facts from the Holy Bible we have ascertained that the second advent of Jesus Christ will take place at the end of the XX and beginning of XXI century.
    Jesus said that on the third day of his crucifixtion he will rise frim the dead. As the true believers know it really happened like that.Taking into consideration apostle Peter’s words: 2Peter Ch. 3:8 , where it is clearly mentioned ” that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years ” we appear to be right in the following. Jesus was crucified on Friday, and resurrected on Sunday. The exact period of time betwen crucifix and resurrection fluctuates from 46 – 48 hours. As we see 3 days are mentioned ,but the real space of time between crucifix an resurrection makes two days or even a bit less.
    2 days = 2000 years or a bit less.
    It appears that all the Christian world will first hear and then only see Jesus Christ. Just as in the Gospel, first they heard John the Baptist and then saw Jesus Christ.
    XXI century will be the witness of that happy encounter. All these events will occur in the third millenium or on the third day after Crucifix of Jesus.

    Life and Reason will resuscitate on New Mars.
    Decoding of hypothetically presupposed cipher displays that reasonable life within the framework of the Solar system can exist only on the third planet removed from the Sun.And we are well aware that this third planet is our Earth.Has anybody ever pondered over the problem what would happen in case the Earth perishes?In that case Mars will appear as the third planet of the Solar system.Life and Reason will resuscitate on New Mars.
    Mars will assume the role of the third planet also if either Venus or Mercury perished.In this case as well the relay-race baton of Life and Reason will pass to the planet Mars.
    Imagine that right after Venus instead of the Earth’s orbit we’ll see a stripe of asteroids presenting fragments of the perished Earth.
    Next to asteroid stripe The Planet Mars is seen which has changed in its dimensions and whose parametres have acquired new characteristics.

    1.Its diameter will increase almost twice.
    2.Mars will rotate round its axes during 2992 minutes or (49 h 52min) which equals 1441 Martian minutes.
    1 Martian minute = 2,076 terrestrial minutes
    1 Martian day will last longer than two days at present.
    3.The revolution of Mars round the Sun will take 821 terrestrial days
    or 365 Martian days.
    Two moons will illuminate the nightly sky of New Mars These moons are Fobos and Deimos present day sattelites of Mars which will considerably increase in dimemsions.Mars will be followed by another stripe of asteroids which are the fragments of a former planet named Phaeton in Ancient Greek legends.
    It appeares as if Life and Reason can migrate from one planet of the solar system to another one.Each time they will assume new forms and content.
    Each time experience and knowledge , the bearers of Divine Reason,will exceed their boundaries.The Great Architect of the Universe has designed all the space way /path of the bearers of life and reason.

  15. Phil says:

    Hello, I would like to use one of your fractal designs for a birthday party t-shirt, but the thumbnail on your website gets too pixellated when blown up larger. The design is red with a purple and turqiose design in the middle, and it is somewhat symmetrical. Please let me know if this is possible, thank you very much. -Phil

  16. Abyssal says:

    Hm, the thumbnails were supposed to be clickable. I guess that means I screwed up somewhere. Oops.

    I have a possible solution, though. If you right click on the image and go down near the bottom of the menu and click “properties” (or your browser’s equivalent) it should give you the url to the original uploaded source file. Visit the url and you can download the full size image.

    If that doesn’t work, just tell me the name of the post, and I can hunt it up for you.

    And “Happy Birthday” to whoever’s having the party. 🙂

  17. I am looking for photos and seeking permission to use images of the ringneck snake, Diadophis punctatus for publication in a European herpetology magazine. We are looking for all varieties of this genus. I have noticed that you have images posted on a website, and am wondering if you would be willing to let us publish them to accompany an upcoming article. The images would have to be 600 DPI or greater. We would have to have permission from the photographer, and of course will give full credit.


    Wayne Ferrier

    European Editor:

    Mercè Viader
    Bisbe Urquinaona 34; 08860 Castelldefels; Spain
    (0034) 93 205 01 20
    (0034) 93 280 64 94

  18. Abyssal says:

    I’m afraid I don’t own the copyrights to the image I had used in that post. I think I got it through Wikipedia. You should check the Wikimedia Commons, they may have an image you could use. Good luck. 😀

  19. ADD Mama says:

    Interesting blog – I will be checking back soon!
    I too have dealt with depression for most of my adult life… at least ever since college. I am now going through a thorough ADD evaluation and hoping to find solutions to my depression, anxiety, lack of motivation and innatention.

  20. Abyssal says:

    Sorry to hear that you’ve had to put up with the same crap I have. I’ve had good luck with meds for depression, and I think it’s likely that they would be helpful for you too. Good luck getting things sorted out. 🙂 ❤

  21. Anyone who is not depressed by co ntemporary western society has something wrong with them. them.

  22. Appolalat says:

    There was this guy see.
    He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
    Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
    While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

    “Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

    Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

    “Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

    “O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

    A few moments later…

    “Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

    O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

    A few moments later…


    “O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

    A few moments later…

    “Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

  23. DDDDepressionnnn says:

    Depression Depression Depression aaaaaaaa
    HEEEEELP 😦 😦 😦
    I hate winter! I want summer!

  24. gkender says:

    my name is Paul Pangman and I am a producer at the Purple States Project. I am trying to recruit VLoggers for a user-generated news website that will be launching on purplestates.tv . What we are looking for is people from all 50 states to make a VLog about the economy. This is obviously a very important time in the history of our country and we want to make sure that the story is told by the people experiencing it. I was hoping you would consider being our correspondent from West Virginia. If you are interested, we will pay you $50 for your VLog. We have arrangements with several major media platforms to promote and support this project so your message will be heard loud and clear. If this sounds like something you might like to do, please read on.
    First, I was hoping you could just answer a few questions about yourself for me:
    1) your age
    2) what do you do for a living
    3) what is your political affiliation (if any)
    4) where are you from in West Virginia

    Anything else that you would like to add is up to you. I hope that you like the sound of this project because we would love to have you be a part of it. If you are inspired to proceed, just let me know and I will get you further instructions.

  25. Sepehr says:

    What do you think of Marxism?

  26. kosik says:

    Maybe I didn’t love you quite as good as I should have,
    Maybe I didn’t hold you quite as often as I could have,
    Little things I should have said and done,
    I just never took the time.

    • Abyssal says:

      A quick search of this guy’s IP and email accounts turns up a bunch of spam blacklists. So this is some kind of adbot, but there’s nothing in the text or name or email that actually gives any kind of hit as to what it’s advertising for. Worst adbot ever?

  27. ronjd says:

    A question to you all. Guys, do you feel pressured to go all out and spend your entire bankroll on an engagement ring to please your girl?

    Women, does the amount spent on the ring actually increase how much love you feel for your man?

    I dont have a large budget but the ring I purchased for my girlfriend the other day she said was to small so that sucked and now I don’t know what to do. So, what’s your thoughts on this?

  28. RobertMek says:

    more feel

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